Mumma, I’m telling you….I did not get dry food this morning.
Look at my face. Does this look like a face that would lie to you?
Why are you picking up your phone?
No, don’t call Mum. We all know she hasn’t got the best memory.
Aw, c’mon! Don’t listen to her!
Look at me! I’m wasting away!
Fine! Don’t give me extra dry food then. Walk away, I don’t care!
I’m going to go pee in your kitchen sink….